Friday, November 30, 2007

Cute Canine with a Costume

JuneBug...


Plus new red union suit...

Equals:

A three-way Cuteness contest between that laughing baby with the paper, Baby Pandas, and Miss JB. She looks like this but ADURABLE.

Yeah I'm posting on the internets again. Perhaps its because I'm back in an office. Also some people who know me may think its funny that this year I will be playing the role of "Maria" in "La Natividad." Ironic jokes about virginity, religiosity and whiteness could easily follow, but I LOVE IT. My favorite part is when I sit and cute children dressed as animals, stars, and angels bow down to worship me. (I guess they're worshipping the baby, but WHO CARES?) I'm starting to feel sort of Christian or something.

(fyi for those people who have either stumbled upon this blog or flocked here by the thousands when I started writing again, the "voice" I adopted in the above paragraph is more of a ditsy character than my true self.)

My true self spent last night playing with beads. My mom cleaned house and found my FIVE boxes of seed beads from junior high. I used to trade them with other beaders. Sort of like gamers but...aesthetically pleasing...sometimes. Beads can also end up being sort of crafty looking, so I got teased a bit when I was discovered last night with my spread.

In other worlds, I discovered Sudoku about 8 years late. To my joy one of my coworkers doesn't sudoku yet (its a verb for me) so I got to explain the rules to her. I'm convinced that explaining it is one of the most fun parts because you sound smart and impressive and timely. Except for me, not timely.

Finally, you may not think you know Holiday Mathis but you DO. She writes the horoscopes for most newspapers. We're pretty sure thats not her given name or eye color.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

On the internets

Apparently a popular genre on youtube is laughing babies. Here are a few of my favorites...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cXXm696UbKY&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x3Rw_3ky-uo&feature=related

From viewing these I have surmised there are some things that are especially cute about babies laughing...

1. Its all about the suspense.
2. They almost always fall over if not propped up.
3. The more babies the better. This causes a chain reaction.

In other news...

I saw this truck that has a picture of itself airbrushed on it. The truck is obsessed with itself. It also imagines itself out in the canyons and valleys, and not covered in sooty snow. What if I had my own face airbrushed on the ass of my jeans?