I'm the one in the tomato red shirt, coral-colored necklace, and peeling skin.
You may see me and ask "who dressed that poor thing?"
It just doesn't match, folks.
Also my shoes are too big so the backs stick out like when little girls play dress up with their mom's shoes.
Complete with wobbling around.
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Damn, honey, what the hell happened to you that you're dressed like that? Laundry day?
Just pure confusion in the morning. I always think I'm making a statement and then I get here and I'm like, I don't like this statement.
The statement is always one of "not matching."
I thought of this post this morning as I read a kicky article from the Metro Guru entitled "Why Do I Break Out?" The Guru's big advice on how to treat acne was wash your face and don't squeeze. Thanks Metro Guru. Always one step ahead of the game.
The Guru knows lots of things because he makes them up. In his mind.
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