Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Kicking doesn't work for everything

Things kicking, biting, or hitting don't solve:
1. boredom
2. Uggs
3. When the kids won't come in from the rain and you keep calling them and calling them, but they just won't come in from the rain.
4. Valentine's day
5. When the cream cheese keeps squishing out of the bagel.
6. Computer problems
7. Moms
8. Drug and alcohol addiction
9. When the time comes to put a loved one in a nursing home.
10. "Elections"
11. Math
12. Local trains running express for no apparent reason.

2 comments:

emily said...

I feel like the Go Fug Yourself girls made those and then took pictures of them. I refuse to believe they are an actual thing.

DCBCooper said...

Oh, I hope that Ugg boot isn't real!!