Since I've recently figured out the basics of judo, i've decided to apply them to many unlikely places. For the untrained, the basics of judo, as I understand them, are:
Turn the opponent's weapon on them.
Take advantage of the opponent's weakness.
Examples
-If a bear sits on you, sit on him!
-If several zombies try to trap you in a room, simply escape from the room and trap the zombies in the room.
-If a karate chop comes at your head, move to the side and karate chop the chopper.
So those are the standard examples. Here are some judo results i'd like to see:
1. If you know a millionaire, become the millionaire!
2. When the train is going slow, slow the rest of the world down so that the "crawler" is in fact an "express" as it was supposed to be.
3. When you buy a new jacket, have the store give you some money too.
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More examples:
If 20 zombies have backed you into the corner of a room, leap across them to safety, and, using your powers of invisibility, escape through a window or air duct.
If someone pushes you out the window of a 40 storey buidling, double back around to the other window, land back inside the room, and shut all the windows.
If the mafia is trying to drop you off a bridge into a river with big cement things on your feet, turn around and leave while they're not watching and take the subway to someplace really far away.
Judo is so easy that I don't understand why so many people get mugged or killed by the Mafia or eaten by zombies.
LOL Tony
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