The only thing I can hope for is that young ladies all over the world will start shaving their heads in solidarity with her.

Solidarity for no cause whatsoever.

Only then will reality have truly surpassed fiction in its absurdism, irony, etc. We will truly be living in a dystopian novel.

I would like to say one more thing. When i first saw the headline, next to that picture, it was obscured by someone's arm. I thought it said "Britney Sheds." Which would have been amazing.