Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Ways in which I treat printers/faxes/copiers like pets/babies….

1. Pat them
2. Shush them when they whine
3. Talk to them
4. Console them when they’re injured
5. Wake them up from naps
6. Scold them when they’re being unruly
7. Forgive them
8. Feed them
9. Coo over them with other secretaries
10. Place my hindquarters upon them.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where do you put your other quarters?

emily said...

Well, ish. But while the topic is raised, which are the other 3 quarters?

Anonymous said...

I believe---although I may be wrong---that they are:

close quarters
drawn and quartered
quarterback

I'm also going to throw in Qatar, just cuz it popped into my head.