Today I sent a print job to the printer and when it didn't print I went over to check out the situation. The printer said:

CANNOT MOPY JOB

Now it is bad enough when things don't do what they're supposed to do. But when they don't do something that doesn't exist except maybe in Jim Henson land?

You know what? Good, I'm glad you can't Mopy anything, because I never wanted any Mopies.